Tax Time Survivors T-Shirts

IRS Pay Taxes Here. We don't do discounts for cash.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

Dr. Kapuchnik, I feel like there are powerful, sinister, unseen forces conspiring to do me harm, even though I haven't done anything wrong. Does this condition have a name? It's called April 15th, Al. Tax day.

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

Footing The Bill

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

"Carpe De Revenue!"

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

Tax Collector

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

'Oh no! It's VAT man!'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

IRS. April 15th is the deadlie for filing your return, not a "best if used by" date.

New Improved I.R.S.

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

The Red-Light Accounting District