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A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

' Now I know why they call it a tax return..They keep sending it back to me!'

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

IRS Bloodsuckers.

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

Tax Collector

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

The Red-Light Accounting District

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

'Why I'm not my cheery self? It's tax-time...'

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

Fat Cat & Accountant - 'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

'Definitely not unusual behavior this time of year, but certainly seldom witnessed!'

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

'You want some protection money? Oh, thank God. For a moment there I thought you were from the Inland Revenue.'

Lester crosses that very fine line separating cost accounting from performance art...

'Oh, yeah, they're cute until you can no longer claim them as dependents on your tax return.'