Tax Time Survivor Prints

"They taxed my tax refund."

Tax Advisor. Not being able to save any of it doesn't make it "pass-through income."

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

' Now I know why they call it a tax return..They keep sending it back to me!'

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

IRS Bloodsuckers.

The IRS emptied my pouch.

Dr. Kapuchnik, I feel like there are powerful, sinister, unseen forces conspiring to do me harm, even though I haven't done anything wrong. Does this condition have a name? It's called April 15th, Al. Tax day.

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

Tax Collector

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

'Oh no! It's VAT man!'

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

IRS. April 15th is the deadlie for filing your return, not a "best if used by" date.

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

The Red-Light Accounting District

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

IRS. That was a rough audit. They disallowed all of my deductions! You can't claim all these people as dependents ... The business expenses are not correct ... and the charitable contributions don't meet guidelines. You're shredding my return with that?! Wow! Ut was The Taxes Chainsaw Massacre!

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

'Why I'm not my cheery self? It's tax-time...'

Fat Cat & Accountant - 'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

'Definitely not unusual behavior this time of year, but certainly seldom witnessed!'

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'