Tax Return Survivor Prints

Internal Revenue Service: 'Why they grabbed the shirt right off my back!'

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Good Luck in your Exams.

Examinations.

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

"You've passed with extinction!"

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

'Oh no! It's VAT man!'

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

The Red-Light Accounting District

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

Tax grab.

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

IRS. That was a rough audit. They disallowed all of my deductions! You can't claim all these people as dependents ... The business expenses are not correct ... and the charitable contributions don't meet guidelines. You're shredding my return with that?! Wow! Ut was The Taxes Chainsaw Massacre!

Undergraduate and don

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

'Why I'm not my cheery self? It's tax-time...'

Fat Cat & Accountant - 'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'