Tax Time Warriors Gifts

'Oh great. We got our 1040 Estimated Tax Coupons.'

File, Henry, before the mob arrives.

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

Dr. Kapuchnik, I feel like there are powerful, sinister, unseen forces conspiring to do me harm, even though I haven't done anything wrong. Does this condition have a name? It's called April 15th, Al. Tax day.

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

Tax Collector

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

IRS. April 15th is the deadlie for filing your return, not a "best if used by" date.

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

Tax - Random Audit

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

"So son, if you keep your nose to the grindstone and work hard, you can grow up to be bludgeoned by the IRS, too."

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

'It's a simple change. Instead of software, you should be writing off your employees as hardware.'