Tax Season Warrior Gifts

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

"Oh that - that's blood I got out of a turnip."

'Do you really think it's safe for you to hunt at tax time near other hunters when your license is 1040?'

Cowboy - Got Milked?

Have you paid your taxes, yet, Lars? They were due last week. I filed an extension

Dr. Kapuchnik, I feel like there are powerful, sinister, unseen forces conspiring to do me harm, even though I haven't done anything wrong. Does this condition have a name? It's called April 15th, Al. Tax day.

'We have a problem!'

No more waterboarding at audits.

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"You're lucky. We've bagged our limit for this tax season."

View my Tax Return $15

"Ah, springtime. When a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of income tax returns."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

Tax Collector

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'Oh no! It's VAT man!'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

IRS. April 15th is the deadlie for filing your return, not a "best if used by" date.

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

The Red-Light Accounting District

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

'Why I'm not my cheery self? It's tax-time...'

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.