Tax Season Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't suppose you remembered the tax-deduction forms that I asked you to bring last year, did you?"

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"Mom said I'm her favorite dependent."

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

"Taxes! We gotta have more taxes!"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

I've found a loophole in your loophole

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Your repayments start now!"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'