Tax Season Survivor Gifts

'Oh no! It's VAT man!'

The Red-Light Accounting District

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Introducing the 1040 - F.I.* Form (*The tax return for the financially incompetent.)

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

'Apparently they've determined that the economic problems of the country come down to the lack of a receipt for our home office copier.'

Moses holds a 1040 form.

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

'Your money? — does it or does it not have 'United States Treasury' printed on it?

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

"It's an IRS 1040 form."

'Definitely not unusual behavior this time of year, but certainly seldom witnessed!'

'Oh, yeah, they're cute until you can no longer claim them as dependents on your tax return.'

"All economic hope abandon ye who enter here."

H&R Steak and Tax Prep.

"There's no special occasion. I'm just taking up a collection to help pay my income tax."

"This is a lot of gazelle you're claiming as a business expense."

'I thought we always had a deal.'

"Ooh, look....it's your turn to prepare Mr Small's tax accounts this year...!"

"I don't care if you are a political pollster, when it comes to your income we don't allow a margin of error of 4%."

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

'Why I'm not my cheery self? It's tax-time...'

The new, re-designed, shorter tax return form.

"We don't stand behind our service, but we do offer a free All-You-Can-Eat salad bar while you wait."

"Can I pay you after I get my tax refund?"

'Count your blessings, and then be sure to report all of them!'

You will meet an educated capable woman with a sharp mind. She will audit your tax return.

Tax man presenting a gift.

"You fool! Don't you know it's the day after tax day?"

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

Plumbers Paperwork

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'