Tax Season Warrior Mugs

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

"Oh that - that's blood I got out of a turnip."

'Do you really think it's safe for you to hunt at tax time near other hunters when your license is 1040?'

Cowboy - Got Milked?

'We have a problem!'

No more waterboarding at audits.

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"You're lucky. We've bagged our limit for this tax season."

View my Tax Return $15

"Ah, springtime. When a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of income tax returns."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

Tax Collector

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

The Red-Light Accounting District

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

'Why I'm not my cheery self? It's tax-time...'

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

'Definitely not unusual behavior this time of year, but certainly seldom witnessed!'

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel