Olympic Skeptic Gifts

"I hate the Olympics, especially the Javelin."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

Jeff was watching his weight.

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

"Exercise?...What you need is more napping!"

Airport Security. I had to go through the security pat-down three times --- They had trouble believing this is just my body and I'm not hiding anything.

''Buy low, sell high' is not considered an aerobic activity.'

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

'Big deal. I could win every race too, if I used performance-enhancing sugar.'

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

You're stuck in a lousy health club membership, too?

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

"No, I'm sorry Geoff. I still can't remember you ever having a six pack there."

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

'Amazing! You're the first patient I've ever met who gets blisters on his feet and pain in his back just by thinking of sport!'

'I'll bet this would be more fun on a computer.'