Old Testament Trivia Lovers Gifts

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Yes, all at once!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Horseshoes...Samson-style

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

"Just my luck."

Noah's Nark.

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!'

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'