Old Testament Trivia Lovers Prints

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

Moses separating his Laundry.

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Yes, all at once!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

Horseshoes...Samson-style

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Just my luck."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Noah's Nark.

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!'

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'