Bible Trivia Buff Gifts

"Just my luck."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Before the Internet

TSA Noah

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Are we there yet?'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Caption Contest TK

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Bible Bloopers

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'Look man, no wings!'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Switch on brain

Quiz Night...