Old Testament Aficionados Gifts

'Whoa! - The activist judges will go NUTS with these!'

Moses attempted to initiate the frog plague on his own.

"Still not sure why Moses wanted a flint knife, or what exactly circumcision is..."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Yes, all at once!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Ten Commandments

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Noah's ark, many lions

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Horseshoes...Samson-style

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."