Office Royalty Fan Gifts

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

TV jester.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'The King of what?'

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

King and Jester

I kicked him upstairs to Diaz, Diaz kicked him over to Fennelson, and Fennelson evidently kicked him out the window.

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"One blackbird pizza?"

"You're the type who'll make me prove every claim I make."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

"Well yes, you're a worker, but I think we can both agree that you're not a hard worker now, can't we?"

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

R. Gelfin - The buck stops here, then gets buried in his pile.

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

"At least we no longer have the pressure of handling so much money."

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

Human resources department is a stock full of humans.

'There's no need for you to state your opinion, son. Just lipsynching mine will do fine.'