Office Royalty Fan Pillows

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

TV jester.

'The King of what?'

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

I kicked him upstairs to Diaz, Diaz kicked him over to Fennelson, and Fennelson evidently kicked him out the window.

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

King and Jester

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"One blackbird pizza?"

"You're the type who'll make me prove every claim I make."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"Well yes, you're a worker, but I think we can both agree that you're not a hard worker now, can't we?"

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

"It's a map to the vending machines."

"At least we no longer have the pressure of handling so much money."

R. Gelfin - The buck stops here, then gets buried in his pile.

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

Human resources department is a stock full of humans.

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'

'There's no need for you to state your opinion, son. Just lipsynching mine will do fine.'