Office Royalty Pillows

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

Another day at the realm.

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

"You're really enjoying you new principal status, aren't you?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Lumbar support animal

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

InIn by-products.

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...