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"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

Another day at the realm.

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

"You're really enjoying you new principal status, aren't you?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Lumbar support animal

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

InIn by-products.