Internet Royalty Pillows

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

"She's all over YouTube."

The Royal Wii.

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

"You rang, m'lord?"

Another day at the realm.

Ethelred II

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

'I need a new motto, with 140 characters.'

I've got it. It? The internet business that will conquer the world. My ship. My multi-billion-dollar idea. With a B. You want in. I have no idea what it is. Have you not learned from past internet booms?! Invest first, ask questions later! I'm in.

"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"

"Don't give me this stupid 'Renaissance' stuff! - The Middle Ages were good enough for my father and they're good enough for me!"

'Ok, I may have abused my download privileges,'

"The Finance Minister said it was okay."

'Can we wait till tomorrow to go out to dinner? -- My Dungeons & Dragons group meets tonight!'

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Jeff Bezos

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

Bachelor pad.

Password Change Refuseniks

Did you have to build so close to the property line?

Prince Charles' Windfarm

Trust me, they've stopped calling her a "crazy cat lady" now that she's made a fortune posting videos of the 28 of us on the internet...

"You're really enjoying you new principal status, aren't you?"

'I bought the biggest tent on the market. It's a man thing.'

The Royal Enclosure

'I still think you're lucky -- sitting in the corner isn't much of a punishment for TREASON.'