Office Culture Fan Pillows

I think that should prove once and for all that I do not tolerate name calling.

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Staff support"

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Can do...No can do

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

The Rubber Ball Company

Organization is not rocket science!

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

Let's Celebrate

"Good news. It's a small pig."

Quality Control

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

Now that I finally have an expense account, there's no time to eat.

The little engine that could delegate.

"I've divided my workday into nine manageable segment that are each followed by a brief period of pessimism and regret."

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."