The Office Fans Gifts

I'm looking stuff up for diversity day. Anything good? Yeah. Americans are deeply into exploring racial understanding. How do we do that? According to my Google search, it's clearly

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

"What's your occupation?"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"Benign so far."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

"The first chart is pre-Prozac and this chart is post-Prozac ... "

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

"He was much more effective in the field."

'I take it you're looking to some extra hours!'

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

The annual running of the lawyers.

"Julie...would you cancel my 4 o'clock please...?"

'The boss is just a carrier - he doesn't get panic attacks, he just gives panic attacks!'

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

"Yeah, but no progress in meeting..."

The boss and her baby

"I'll be with you people in a minute."

"Can money buy happiness? Certainly not the amount I'm paying you."

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'