Office Furniture Gifts

I love swivelling on my chair.

"Come on, you can get up. Just think about that nice soft swivel chair down at the office."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"You know, boss, in the full horizontal position, this chair really is ergonomically correct."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

That shows business confidence.

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Men's business romper.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Lumbar support animal

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Joust Sharpener

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Dog eat dog.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.