Office Furniture Pillows

I love swivelling on my chair.

"Come on, you can get up. Just think about that nice soft swivel chair down at the office."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"You know, boss, in the full horizontal position, this chair really is ergonomically correct."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

That shows business confidence.

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Men's business romper.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

Lumbar support animal

Joust Sharpener

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'Dog eat dog.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.