Desk Furnishings Gifts

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Interior design trends for parents....

That shows business confidence.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Surprise!"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'Dog eat dog.'

Divine Desk Bins

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle