Office Chit-chat Champion Gifts

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"I hear you may do a baby."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'It's signed by the entire office. You're not too popular areound here, are you?'

'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"Got your e-mail and the answer is yes, I can pass you the stapler."

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.

"I hope your day is going bad."

'Have a great day, but not at my expense.'

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

' And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'I want you guys to be aware that a dog-eat-dog environment works for me.'

"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.

Dadonomics

"I miss the old water cooler."

"Maybe we overdid the sedation."

'If looks could sue, eh, Walt?'

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"