Office Chit-chat Champion Mugs

Corp H.Q. In the corporate world, do you it's what you know or who you know? Neither, it's what you know about who.

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"I hear you may do a baby."

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'

'It's signed by the entire office. You're not too popular areound here, are you?'

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"Got your e-mail and the answer is yes, I can pass you the stapler."

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

Social Notworking

Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

' And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'I want you guys to be aware that a dog-eat-dog environment works for me.'

'Have a great day, but not at my expense.'

"I hope your day is going bad."

"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.

Dadonomics

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

"I miss the old water cooler."

'If looks could sue, eh, Walt?'