Office Chatter Advocate Mugs

Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"I hear you may do a baby."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'It's signed by the entire office. You're not too popular areound here, are you?'

'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

"Got your e-mail and the answer is yes, I can pass you the stapler."

"Until we get more employees to join, we'll just have to roll with the paunches."

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

'Have a great day, but not at my expense.'

' And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...'

"I hope your day is going bad."

'I want you guys to be aware that a dog-eat-dog environment works for me.'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

Isn't that a surveillance camera?

'What I like most about the new boss is that you always know EXACTLY where you stand with him!'