Offbeat Solutions Gifts

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Imagine

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Hand these out to the workforce.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Man rolling ball up a hill

'Have a good day? No thank you. I had other plans.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"Would you like to buy a commemorative photo of your firing?"

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Bottom House

"We found this in your brain."

"We're here!"

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

Back scratcher

"You're going to fit right in here at the firm."

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

'But sir! That's the best granite, no burglar could get through that.'

"He's always had a fascination with the hard drinking,hard living writer,the tortured genius. It's an image he's tried to emulate. Unfortunately he's only ever managed the first two parts." "I can't <hic> feel my face."

Opinion poll. I don't know if I'm politicall right or left, but everybody seems to think I'd definitely off-center.

"We're not allowed back in, remember?"

"How do ya like that? They rejected our request that they build the new stadium out here!"

'Acme toys' 'In case of fire, water pistol'