Oddball Storyteller Gifts

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

Great British Eccentrics.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Fairy tale

Witch dice.

fairy tales

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

"Your Honor, I have a rebuttal witness."

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

'What a twist of fate!'

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

"I've stopped looking for work, which, I believe, helps the economic numbers."

Believe in Yourself

"The hardest part about school is trying to fit in."

"The truth is, Kevin, a long time ago your grandfather hit a triple and thats how we got to third base."

"No, it's a unicorn, not a one-point buck."

Marcus Rashford

Hi! You must be a basketball player,'cause Mom says she's on the rebound!

'I'm sure that last ball was lbw.'

'There's a world-wide community out there. How about a little French or Spanish, or even some Russian, once in a while.'

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

"Long ago men cursed and beat the ground with sticks. It was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf."

'If it makes you feel any better, when I was your age, bullies used to put a 'Kick Me' sign on my back, too.'

'The team has decided to make some roster changes, Hughes. We're gonna cut you loose.'

'That was my first ever kill.'

How the Constellations were made...