Obsessive Car Fan Gifts

This is the love of my life....

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It seats two comfortably.'

Roads with a view.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Cars at the drive in.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'Our limo's here.'

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

'And this is our basic model.'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'