Obsessive Car Fan Mugs

This is the love of my life....

"Google car."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It seats two comfortably.'

Roads with a view.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

'Driving without a flag?'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Cars at the drive in.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

'Our limo's here.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

'And this is our basic model.'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.