Oarsman Gifts

"They say practicing mindfulness can significantly reduce work-related stress."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"They're comfortable."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

High Riders of the Old West

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'This duck call works too well.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Enlightened Cursing

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

"I'm almost positive that there is a knife blade on this thing somewhere."

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'