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"They say practicing mindfulness can significantly reduce work-related stress."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"They're comfortable."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

High Riders of the Old West

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'This duck call works too well.'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Enlightened Cursing

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

"I'm almost positive that there is a knife blade on this thing somewhere."

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.