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Sportknitting

Baby Mozart.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Musical Pondering.

octopus knitting a jumper...

Cross-country knitting.

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

Mother's day

"How may I hurt you?"

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

"Are we aging in place?"

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

'The Paginator.'

"It'll be interesting to see what granny ends up with...she ran out of yarn and is using spaghetti!"

Old Lady Playing Video Game Knitting

Man and woman knitting together.

"They say practicing mindfulness can significantly reduce work-related stress."

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

'We're doing this for charity... we don't need to be called 'a couple of big knits'!'

'So you like the sweater? It's my own design and I knitted it myself using my sister Shirley!'

Cross stitch

"Apparently, they're a very close knit family."

Man undergoes acupuncture while doctor looks at acupressure gauge.

'International knitting: 100m final.'

'Great to see you taking up a new interest, besides men.'

Knitting an anchor

TV Knitting

Old lady threading a needle - thinks they make the eyes smaller than they used to

Old lady sits on the docks knitting nets for the fishermen.