Nursing Nerd Gifts

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

"Whose turn is it to be the patient?"

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

WiFi Signals

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Batman's Baby

Pirate

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Battery Lighthouse

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Pirate eye test

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Clam Spearing

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'