Nursing Nerd Gifts

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

"Whose turn is it to be the patient?"

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

The Dubloon Stops Here

WiFi Signals

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Pirate

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Battery Lighthouse

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Pirate eye test

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Clam Spearing

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."