Nudist Film Buff Gifts

"I bet they filmed that here."

"Privates Beach"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'No luggage.'

"I've got pride but no shame."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Success often means distracting the competition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'This is totally bananas!'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

Birthday Suit Alterations

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."