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Nuclear Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift for a nuclear humorist? Our collection blends clever science jokes and playful designs, making every item a punchline! Surprise your favorite nuclear enthusiast or comic scientist.
Nuclear Processing Plant - Welcome to the workforce.
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'
UK/US Free Trade Deal
They're Not Just That Into It
'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'
'Teenagers!'
Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
The Solar System (after deregulation)
"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"
"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."
"Gee, thanks pal."
"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"
No-Work Orange
Trump! The Musical
God Sneezes Out Creation
'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'
C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger
'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'
'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'
"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."
"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."
"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"
"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"
I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me
Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models
"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"
Clown God
'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'
Nuclear Humorist Gifts Collection
Nuclear Humorist Mugs
Browse our collection of nuclear humorist mugs filled with witty science jokes and cartoons, perfect for nuclear enthusiasts and science humor fans.
Nuclear Humorist Pillows
Discover amusing nuclear humorist pillows that add a funny, scientific touch to any room, combining comfort with clever cartoon designs.
Nuclear Humorist Prints
Explore our witty nuclear science prints with cartoons and clever slogans, ideal for decorating a science-themed space with humor and style.
Nuclear Humorist T-Shirts
Check out our nuclear humorist T-shirts featuring playful cartoons and science puns, great for making a humorous statement about nuclear science.