Nuclear War Humorist Gifts

'I've been extremely worried about our prospects of survival since the brontosauruses go nuclear weapons.'

Cat in a tank...

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

French Army knife

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

Banting in the Yeomanry

At a Country House

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

General's Coin Toss

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....'

The Emperor of Irony

Beware of the dog.

Golf war: 'Fore!'

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

A day at the UN.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

US Camouflage School

"He's rolling over in his grave when free market economics became trade war economics."

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

"Sire, the barbarian's are no longer at the gate...they're inside it!"

Soldier Walking Peacock.

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"What do you think the delivery time is on a drone pizza?"

'My doc says I carry a lot of hostility with me.'

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side