Novice Sportsperson Gifts

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Skiing.

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Bunny Hill

'Don't you know that less packaging creates more waist?'

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Olympics create interest in curling.

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

Rugby Mad.

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

'First time skiing?'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Ice rink"

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

I don't know much about Tennis...

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

'Tom just had his first workout at the gym.'

'Your first lesson is free.'

"My husband thought he'd try his hand at trophy hunting."

"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."

"No recordering allowed!"

A child with his cricket set

x"It wasn't a bad swing, but you're still moving your head."