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"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Skiing.

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Don't you know that less packaging creates more waist?'

Bunny Hill

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Olympics create interest in curling.

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

Rugby Mad.

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'First time skiing?'

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

"Ice rink"

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

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"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Freshman Ryan Brenneman was having a tough time acclimating to life away from home.

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

I don't know much about Tennis...

'Tom just had his first workout at the gym.'

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

Sorry, coach. My mom says the other football pants are "too revealing."

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

'Your first lesson is free.'

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

"My husband thought he'd try his hand at trophy hunting."

"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."

"No recordering allowed!"

A child with his cricket set