Nosy Navigator Gifts

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'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

A Preschool of Fish

'Which one is named after me?'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Department of Nanotechnology

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

'That never gets old.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Daisy Diaper Service

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'