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'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

A Preschool of Fish

'Which one is named after me?'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Department of Nanotechnology

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'That never gets old.'

Daisy Diaper Service

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'