Nostalgic Nod To Tv Classics Gifts

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Munster Island.

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Pamela Anderson Ward.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Head of Dumbing-Down

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

Okay

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

Happiness is a warm TV.

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Kellogg's Wapners

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

BBC Creative Dept.

I"t's gotten worse, doc. Now I've got a pop in my knee."

"Keep it up—the picture's coming in."