Nostalgic Nod To Tv Classics Mugs

Andy Griffith Tombstone.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

Police Box

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Lorne Greene

Munster Island.

Pamela Anderson Ward.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Head of Dumbing-Down

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

"Good news, it's not groundhog day syndrome, you're just watching endless repeats of Murder She Wrote on ITV 3."

Okay

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

Happiness is a warm TV.

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Kellogg's Wapners

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

BBC Creative Dept.

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

I"t's gotten worse, doc. Now I've got a pop in my knee."