Nostalgic Law Student Gifts

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Truth

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Do Guns Kill?

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

The hour of justice

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."