Ex-law Students Gifts

Of course everyone likes you. You quit law school.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Truth

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Law School teacher.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"We make crime pay."

Do Guns Kill?

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

Lady Justice.

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

Beware of the Legislation

The hour of justice