Ex-law Students Mugs

Of course everyone likes you. You quit law school.

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Truth

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Do Guns Kill?

"We make crime pay."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Lady Justice.

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

Beware of the Legislation