Nostalgic Law Student Mugs

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Truth

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Law School teacher.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Do Guns Kill?

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

The hour of justice

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."