Nostalgic Learner Gifts

"Back in the olden days kids only had teachers to learn from!"

"All I needed to know, I learned in kindergarten. That's why I'm flunking out."

'Oh no! I've forgotten all the big hand, little hand stuff I learned in school!'

'Yeah. I just texted them to you.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Elvis Presley

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"I made you a mixtape."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Grandma's caf

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."