Nostalgic Grad Gifts

'It's a good thing they provided us with something to wear, because I haven't done any laundry in four years.'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Early Colour TV

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Holiday cottage

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

1950's.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Boombox

Inaction Figure

Mark Gastineau

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

"It's running five minutes fast."

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

"Yo, how's it swinging?"