Noise Disturbances Gifts

Dog Work Ethics

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Future garbage truck driver.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Noisy energy?

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Bagpipes in the bath.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Cat and Broom

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

French Animal Noises.

"Thank you."

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

Making noise in the cinema

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"I can practice a different song."

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

'I play it to kill time.'

Soccer Fans.

Person playing the cymbals.

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"